Dear Multiplex Owners

Please do not tell me:

1. That I'm the first person in line today,
   
2. and that I've to wait until more people arrive,
   
3. so that you can decide if you want to show the movie or not,
   
4. and if I won't wait, you won't refund me if you decide not to show the movie.
   

You're gouging me as it is with your prices. I can now attend only your "discounted" shows (their term, not mine).

There must be a law against this somewhere.

I did get to watch the movie (WALL-E), and it had about 10 people in the end, I think. Still hasn't beaten the record of 6 people for E.T.: The Extra-terrestrial (20th Anniversary).