When Bees Attack

If bees start invading your room at night, when you're reading a novel, here's what you should do:

1. Close all exits, which are entry points for the bees. Do this carefully. Stuff cloth/plastic down holes which can't be closed.
   
2. Switch off light, to which bees were attracted in the first place.
   
3. Open door of room.
4. Watch bees rush out towards lights in the corridor.
5. Close door after all bees are out.
6. Switch on light again.
7. It is preferable to go out for a long time now.
   
8. Check carefully for any stragglers, and boot them out. It's your room, isn't it? Be careful. And double-check your bed.
   
9. The spiders will take care of the ones "sitting" on the ceilings. Marvel at how strong spider silk is.
   
10. Go to sleep. Don't worry, bees need their sleep too.
11. A unnoticed straggler might wake you up in the morning with his incessant buzzing. That is okay, just open the window a bit for the pest to get out. He wants the sun, not you. Go back to sleep.

Congrats, you've just handled a bee scare with a cool, calm head. And always remember, running (away) is always a option.