WHO ARE YOU

[Received 12:10 on 2 Oct]

Surely you jest.

Are you serious?

Asking me to reply to that with a 180-character limit.

It would perhaps be easier to rewrite "insert-your-favourite-sacred-book-here" in 20 words or less.

I ain't no wordsmith, pal, and when you ask me this question, you'd better prepare for a long answer. A very long answer.

That the answer's not been made into a movie, perhaps gives you an indication of how interesting it is.

So in answer to your question, I give you the best answer that you can bear. Silence.

You live and learn with me.